Advice for men.....
I received this forward yesterday, and I liked it so much that I not only forwarded it my friends, but I also put it on my MySpace page. There may be a few that don't apply to me personally, but overall I think Men' Health Magazine did a good job of nailing down some of the more important things felt by woman in relationships.
All The Things She Wishes You Knew......
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count.
2. Real men can drive stick.
3. I will leave if you lie.
4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts)
5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no reason to think so.
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper into my ear.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
11. I expect you to call me.
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
13. I'm scared of losing my independence.
14. I'm more forgiving of you than I should be.
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-dog-house-free card.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not.
17. If I'm not having sex with you, (a) having a fat day; (b) not feeling "connected" to you; (c) blackmailing you to get something I want.
18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.
19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD and i'm not afraid to use it.
20. When I compare my tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
21. A man I love plans the occassional fancy-shmancy dress up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.
23. You should never tell me what to do.
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
25. My breasts LOVE much licking and sucking.
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
29. When in doubt, go with a shirt that matches your eye color.
30. I want to be Madonna.
31. Women get urinary tract infections. So watch (and wash) your fingers.
32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.
33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing stuff, wearing white T-shirts and jeans, driving, eating a peach, and holding a baby.
34. I need to hear how you feel about me. OFTEN. Tell me now.
35. Suprises, especially gifts for ME = MORE LOVING.
36. I want to be the best thing that's ever hapened to you. And for you to recognize this.
37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking...
38. Discussion of ex-bf's and ex-gf's should be avoided at all costs.
39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking even if you don't know yourself.
40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
41. I love it when you're sweaty.
42. It's best to consult your (or my) gal-pals for gift ideas.
43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
44. I like porn.
45. I love holding your ass in the palms of my hands.
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
49. I remember EVERYTHING from our relationship.
50.You should know all this without me telling you.
The ones that stuck out to me more were No. 3 (I can't stand liars...if you have to lie, you are doing something you shouldn't), No. 11 (especially being in an LDR...phone calls are a must!), No. 13 (as well as being one of those people who deserts all her friends for the relationship...I'm still working on the balancing both thing), and No. 16 (and if I say I'm fine, you are in trouble).
I also got a kick out of No. 30 (so true, I love her!), No. 32 (it may seem silly, but I still love this...even after 2-plus years), No. 38 (I wish I knew about how bad this was before we talked about my BF's ex!!), and No. 47 and 48 (cheating is pretty much the lowest thing you can do to a person...as is lying about it).
Did any apply to you? Girls, do you think this is accurate?? And guys, what is your take on this list?
All The Things She Wishes You Knew......
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count.
2. Real men can drive stick.
3. I will leave if you lie.
4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts)
5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no reason to think so.
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper into my ear.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
11. I expect you to call me.
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
13. I'm scared of losing my independence.
14. I'm more forgiving of you than I should be.
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-dog-house-free card.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not.
17. If I'm not having sex with you, (a) having a fat day; (b) not feeling "connected" to you; (c) blackmailing you to get something I want.
18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.
19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD and i'm not afraid to use it.
20. When I compare my tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
21. A man I love plans the occassional fancy-shmancy dress up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.
23. You should never tell me what to do.
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
25. My breasts LOVE much licking and sucking.
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
29. When in doubt, go with a shirt that matches your eye color.
30. I want to be Madonna.
31. Women get urinary tract infections. So watch (and wash) your fingers.
32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.
33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing stuff, wearing white T-shirts and jeans, driving, eating a peach, and holding a baby.
34. I need to hear how you feel about me. OFTEN. Tell me now.
35. Suprises, especially gifts for ME = MORE LOVING.
36. I want to be the best thing that's ever hapened to you. And for you to recognize this.
37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking...
38. Discussion of ex-bf's and ex-gf's should be avoided at all costs.
39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking even if you don't know yourself.
40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
41. I love it when you're sweaty.
42. It's best to consult your (or my) gal-pals for gift ideas.
43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
44. I like porn.
45. I love holding your ass in the palms of my hands.
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
49. I remember EVERYTHING from our relationship.
50.You should know all this without me telling you.
The ones that stuck out to me more were No. 3 (I can't stand liars...if you have to lie, you are doing something you shouldn't), No. 11 (especially being in an LDR...phone calls are a must!), No. 13 (as well as being one of those people who deserts all her friends for the relationship...I'm still working on the balancing both thing), and No. 16 (and if I say I'm fine, you are in trouble).
I also got a kick out of No. 30 (so true, I love her!), No. 32 (it may seem silly, but I still love this...even after 2-plus years), No. 38 (I wish I knew about how bad this was before we talked about my BF's ex!!), and No. 47 and 48 (cheating is pretty much the lowest thing you can do to a person...as is lying about it).
Did any apply to you? Girls, do you think this is accurate?? And guys, what is your take on this list?
posted by Anonymous at 12:57 PM
3 Comments:
I'm down with most of those and feel like I already understand the vast majority of them. But No. 41 confuses me.
"I love it when you're sweaty."
Does that mean sweaty for a reason or just in general? Really, it's Middle Georgia; it isn't hard to be sweaty.
Haha. I don't know, but I don't like sweaty guys. Unless told otherwise, I think staying non-sweaty is the way to go.
Yeah, I think it is sweaty for a reason — like you just got done fixing a car or playing a sport....otherwise, it's fairly disgusting!!
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